If a Trevor has a wrinkled t-shirt, he’ll need a new sewer pump

If your Trevor pulls a t-shirt out of his drawer on a Saturday morning. He’ll notice that it’s wrinkled.

If he notices that it’s wrinkled, he’ll want it fluffed a bit, because he won’t want to have to iron a t-shirt.

If he wants his t-shirt fluffed he’ll bring it down to the dryer.

When he gets down to the dryer, he’ll notice the little switch that says “air/fluff, delicate, regular” and he’ll switch it to fluff.

If he switches it to fluff, unbeknownst to your Trevor, he will be turning the heat off.

He’ll put his shirt in and press the button and get his breakfast.

If you give him a muffin. (wait…wrong book)

After he gets his breakfast, he’ll return to the dryer to get his t-shirt, and he’ll notice that it’s still a little cold and wrinkly.

So he’ll iron his t-shirt and feel pretty weird doing so.  But he’ll be happy about his appearance.

When he’s pretty happy about his appearance, he’ll forget all about the dryer and he won’t turn that little switch back.  Which will be an important event.

If he forgets all about the dryer, then two days later his wife will call him and tell him that the dryer isn’t working.  He’ll remember his t-shirt wasn’t very warm when he pulled it out.

When he remembers his t-shirt wasn’t very warm, he’ll think the dryer is broken.

When he thinks the dryer is broken, he’ll of course be very sad, but he’ll be determined to fix it without paying someone because he’d rather keep the money he’s earned.

When he determines to fix the dryer on his own, he’ll start watching youtube videos on how to fix dryers with no heat.

After he watches the youtube videos, he will return home and buy a multi-meter.

When he buys his multi-meter, he’ll start testing the circuits that create/monitor/etc the heat.

When he tests all the circuits, he’ll find everything seems to work properly.

When he decides everything works properly, he’ll figure there’s something he doesn’t know, so he’ll decide to talk to someone at the parts store the next day.

When he brings the parts to the parts store, they’ll test them for him too!

When they test the parts for him, they’ll tell him nothing is wrong.

When they tell him nothing is wrong, he’ll ask them what else it could be.

When he asks them what else it could be, they’ll tell him to try tripping and resetting the breakers.

When he goes to reset the breakers,  he won’t know which one it is because nothing seems to be labeled.

He’ll start flipping breakers, trying to find which one the dryer is.  After flipping ALMOST ALL OF THEM he’ll notice THE ONLY ONE THAT IS LABELLED says “dryer” and he’ll flip that one.

After flipping the breakers, he’ll go back to the dryer to put it back together.

As he starts putting the dryer together, he’ll FINALLY notice the little “air/fluff” switch.

As he notices that switch, he’ll notice it says TEMPERATURE underneath it.

He’ll have quite an epiphany and realize that this was the problem all along.

After he has that epiphany he’ll get the dryer all put back together, and he’ll be pretty happy that he was able to take it apart and get it back together right.

Finally, he’ll flip the temperature switch back on and test it and he’ll notice it works just fine.

After he notices it works just fine, he’ll have a little chuckle about what a dunce he’s been.

After he has his chuckle, he’ll happily go about his way.

After he wakes up the next morning, he’ll notice the warning light from the sewer pump system.

He’ll take his multimeter and test the outlet, he’ll notice it isn’t working.

He’ll think to himself, “Ah ha! This must be the problem! – Thank God there’s two plugs on each outlet box!” and he’ll plug the pump into the other outlet.

After he plugs the pump into the other outlet, he’ll check the warning light.  Then he’ll notice it’s still red.

After he notices it’s still red and that the power is working just fine, he’ll realize he toasted his pump somehow when he tripped all those unlabeled breakers.

Then he’ll head outside and take the porch steps off.

After he takes the porch steps off he’ll dig down to feet to the well.

After he gets to the well, he’ll pull the bad pump out.

After he pulls the bad pump out, he’ll head to lowe’s for a new one.

After he buys a new one, he’ll put the new one in.

After he gets everything back the way it was, he’ll  have to wash his clothes.

After his clothes are washed, at some point he’ll reach in his drawer for his t-shirt.

IF he reaches in his drawer for a t-shirt and it’s wrinkly, he’ll probably just put it on.

Because if he wants the wrinkles out, he may decide to fluff it a bit.